“Quatsch mit Wiesel – Das Wiesel interviewt Stars”
Heute: Jack Bauer

Da Mr. Bauer 24 Stunden am Tag telefonisch erreichbar ist, führt unser ausgestopftes Lieblingswiesel mal wieder ein fernmündliches Interview:

Jack Bauer: “I’m Jack Bauer. Who the hell are you?”

Wiesel: –

Jack Bauer: “You’ve got five seconds.”

Wiesel: –

Jack Bauer: “I’m not here to torture you, but you are gonna tell what i want to know, or so help me god, I will kill you.”

Wiesel: –

Jack Bauer: “I just wanted to make sure you knew that.”

Wiesel: –

Jack Bauer: “I have killed two people since midnight. I haven’t slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now!”

Wiesel: –

Jack Bauer: “You probably don’t think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I’d hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It’s very painful. ” *Klick*

Wiesel: –

Jack Bauer: “Damn it!” *Klick*

^{Alle Zitate aus “24”}

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